Sunday, April 29, 2012

iBelieveInLoveQ8 Post 2

Me: saboo goomay bser3a!!
Saba: ga3da shtabeen??
Me: ilee dagaina 3alay yabii eshoofnii
Saba: haw!! Shakoo eshoofich?? it3arfeena e3arfich??
Me: shdarani 3ana! Bs 3adee just friends ye3nii shbe9eer??
Saba: just friends ib 3ainich!! 7abeebty i7na blkuwait al7een mu ib america!! Muka just friends!
Me: agool saboo gilbay wayhich!!
Saba: a9lan intay t3arfeen isma??
Me: it9adgeen 3ad ma3arfa
Saba: ha! Oo itgoolii friends
Me: isharha 3alay ilee gailatlich inzain
*saba starts laughing*
***
At starbucks
I went into the coffee shop and looked around , as if I knew who I was searching for.
I got a text saying "Nawar ilmukan"
As soon as I checked my phone a handsome muscular guy came up to me
The guy: wi9alich ilmessage??
Me: ee wi9alii..
I realized we both had the same phone, a white blackberry torch. I realize the little things people tend to ignore for some reason
There was a moment of silence
The guy: btgoolelii ismich??
Me: ismii Dalal
The guy: 3ashat ilasamii! Ma3ach 3abdalla al******
Me: wini3im
3abdalla: allah yen3am ib7alich, shtabeen tshribeen 7ubii??
Me: agdar a6lib 7ag 3umrii
3abdalla: 3ala ra7tich
We got our drinks and headed to our table
Me: So whyd you wanna see me??
3abdalla: i3jibatnii sha59eetich
Me: inta mat3arifni 3ashan ta3jibik sha59eetii
3abdalla: il9ara7a 7asait inee a3arfich mn ziman
Me: hmm.. Tell me about yourself. How old are you??
3abdalla: badish 21 ib shahar 5 oo intay??
Me: I'm turning 17 in december
3abdalla: 3eed miladich garab! 5ala9 3ayal ashtereelich hadiya shnu tabeen??
Me: salamtik
3abdalla:allah esalmich
I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I was about to call saba when I realized I forgot my phone on the table. When stupidity strikes!
*with 3abdalla*
*his phone rings*
3abdalla: alloo
His friend: 3bood waynick??
3abdalla: ib starbucks! Shtabii mu wagtick!!
His friend: mwa3id haa??
3abdalla: 9aaaaaall55!!!
His friend: a3arfik zain! Shda3wa 3ad '6abi6na
3abdalla: in6er youm, youmain a'6ab6ik ma3a 5adamat'hum
His friend: la 3ad 5adam noo3ik int mu no3i
3abdalla: chub chub jassoom yalla bye baroo7
Jassim: bye romeo
*he closes the phone*
*My phone rings*
jassim calling
*3abdalla picks up not realizing its not his phone*
3abdalla: jassoom tawnii sad itelphone shtabii??
Jassim: 3bood??
3abdalla: akeed 3bood 3ayal mnu ye3nii??
Jassim: kint badig 3ala i5tii oo dagait 3alaik bl8ala6
Jassim checked his phone to make sure he dialed the right number
Jassim: AYA WILD IL.... *he closed the phone and was on his way to starbucks*
3abdalla: shfee hatha??
***
I went back to the table and grabbed my phone
3abdalla looked at me with bewildered eyes, he was in shock
Me: shfeek??
3abdalla: hatha telphonich??
Me: ee laish??
It was only then when he realized why jassim was so mad, it was just then when he realized who he was sitting with, who he was hitting on...
Dalal... His best friends sister, Dalal...
He turned to run and I was still confused
I followed him
Me: 3abdalla!!
3abdalla: asif lazim aroo7
He turned around only to see jassims fist making its way to his face...

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